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Horoscopes – November 2018

Jenna Chamberlain, Sonali Khurana, and Anisha Karia (3Ls)

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22):

Your birthday month will bring a fun, excitement filled month where many of your close relationships will surprise you! Channel your energy to send express what you want, when you want it and why. Write that sh*t down. Hand it out.

Recommended Black Friday Purchase:  Pen and Paper

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21):

This month Jupiter will be moving into you sign for the first time since 2006, putting your personal goals on the fast track! Take advantage of this opportunity to achieve something you have been putting off for much to long! Don’t be afraid to finally quit everything and take that hitchhiking adventure you dream about while at your desk!

Recommended Black Friday Purchase: A 2018-19 Planner

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20):

This month is sending extra charm and beauty your way – don’t be shy and channel it to make new relationships. Love relationships will flourish this month so seek engagements that will introduce you to new people.

Recommended Black Friday Purchase: Tinder Premium

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19):

This month your moon is going into a deep slumber. This means you should too. No more staying up all night stressing about your life. Let your mind and your body forget all the worries and cares. Until December at least.

Recommended Black Friday Purchase: White Noise Machine

PISCES (Feb. 20 – Mar. 20):

Laughter is the most important medicine. This month you deserve to feel like the funniest, wittiest person in the room. Surround yourself with good jokes, laughter, and joy.

Recommended Black Friday Purchase: Laugh Track for Your Daily Life

ARIES (March 21 – April 20):

Bask in the awesomeness. You will notice that this month, all of your responsibilities will take care of themselves. Your inner calmness will have a chance to flourish and you will be super zen. Appreciate the chillness while it lasts.

Recommended Black Friday Purchase: Scented Candle

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21):

Your creativity and inspiration are at an all-time high this month. Leap on the opportunity to express yourself in new ways. Take up a new hobby, make crafts, start painting. Let go of your inhibitions and your fears, and create.

Recommended Black Friday Purchase: Playdough – All the Colours

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21):

Avoid acting rashly. Your spur-of-the-moment decisions will not serve you well this month. Take 10 seconds to breathe before you make any decisions to avoid unwanted consequences.

 Recommended Black Friday Purchase: Stopwatch

 CANCER (June 22 – July 23):

A strong work ethic and attention to detail means that you will resolve some difficult pending tasks this month. Bravo. Reward yourself every time you accomplish something to make sure you don’t burn out. Keep some extra cash on you for an impromptu tea or scone treat.

 Recommended Black Friday Purchase: Cash Money

 LEO (July 24 – Aug. 23):

This month has your emotions running high, (thank you Venus),  and it is the perfect time to literally and figuratively clean your sh*t out! Reorganize your living space, delete that tinder boy’s number, and make room for bigger and better things to come!

 Recommended Black Friday Purchase: A Dyson Vacuum (with the warranty)

 VIRGO (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23):

This month, you have been asking a lot of life questions. What disappoints you? What changes do you need to make? What speaks to you on a spiritual level? Listen to your heart and make your life the best life ever.

 Recommended Black Friday Purchase: A Set of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Books

 LIBRA (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23):

There is a strong feeling of unpredictability this month for you, Libra. While you can trust the people around you are well intentioned, there isn’t much else that you will be able to rely on. Be sure to take some extra time when making decisions, and don’t be afraid to use outside sources to weigh your options!

 Recommended Black Friday Purchase: Magic Eight Ball